09:00 - 10:00 AM
Meeting Topic: The Purpose of This Meeting Was Not Clearly Defined
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 47 others who were not actually invited
Decisions Made: 12
Action Items: 27
Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same purposelessness
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Comments: "I have no idea why I'm here." - John
"I have no idea why I'm here either." - Jane